Rosie O'Donnell May Never Speak to Hasselback Again!

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Monday, 28 May 2007

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Rosie O'Donnell Says No to Hasselbeck

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - Rosie O'Donnell said that she may never speak to Elisabeth Hasselbeck again.

It's unfortunate that Rosie O'Donnell makes such lousy choices as friends. Why would someone want an airhead, jelly-spined, self-centered, hair-do primping person like that for a friend in the first place? Oh yeah... I forgot... sex.

Taking gay sex out of the question, it's hard to understand why someone would want to be friends with someone as uninformed as this in the first place.

They continued to fight via e-mail, but were unable to resolve their issues. Rosie vowed never to have gay sex with that "loony bitch" again!

"It's ok," said Rosie. "My wife was getting jealous anyway."

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