Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 21 May 2007

Vote Ron Paul
(To the tune of Big Bad John)

-Artist: Cal Jennings
-the # 14 song of the 1960-1969 rock era
-was # 1 for 5 weeks in 1961

-Words by Cal Jennings Music by Jimmy Dean

(Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
At Republican debates you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Ron Paul.
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

Everybody seemed to know where Ron called home
He stood up for Texans where the Lone Star shone.
He didn't say much, he was that kinda guy
But when he did speak, he sure wasn't shy. Ron Paul.

He told the truth about nine one one
And when he got through, he still wasn't done.
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Republican fellow to the Promised Land-Ron Paul
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

Then came the day of the 9 one one lyin'
When a airplane crashed and men started cryin'
People were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Ron

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the voters knew well
Grabbed a Fox News mic, gave out with a groan
The only real Republican just stood there alone-Ron Paul
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

And with all his bavery gave a mighty shove
Then a voter yelled out "There's a light up above!"
The voters all scrambled from a dictatorship
Now there's only one to vote for. Don't give him no lip.-Ron Paul

Restore the Constitution the voters yelled
And save us from this NeoCon hell
Only one man can do it this time, y'all.
Everyone should know that it's time to vote for Ron Paul
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

May the Antichrist be thrown in that ol' firepit
We'll just place a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
**The only man who stood up was a BIG BIG man** Ron Paul
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

FADE (Ron Paul, Ron Paul) Vote Ron Paul (Ron Paul)

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