It's his biggest play since the Los Angeles Scorers beat the Cincinnati Crazies in the final of the US Supreme World Series soccer finals earlier this year, but David Beckham is certain he will put in his best ever performance in the big showdown bet...
It was a dream come true for a bearded couple from Gloucestershire today when they came forward to reveal that they were the winners of the 56 million pound Euromillion lottery prize. But within hours of going public and receiving the cash the cou...
(Opening Scene - Joey's flat. Chandler walks in to find Joey sitting on the sofa watching TV) Chandler - Hey Joey, fancy seeing you here. Joey - Hey Chandler .. This is my flat so where else would you expect me to be. Chandler - Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't you move to Los Angeles to pursue a career in acting. Joey - I certainly did. You must have watched me on TV in that hi...
He's the frisky Family Fortunes presenter who has been caught exchanging texts with some wannabe WAGs. So in true Family Fortunes style, I asked 100 people what kind of texts they'd send to Vernon Kay if they were given his mobile phone number.
Gordon Brown today announced that as of next Monday morning everyone in the UK should stay in bed under their nice warm duvets until the temperatures begin to climb higher than the single figures they have been since the summer of 2009. It's been...
Long standing BBC favourite, The News will no longer be shown on BBC1 or it's sister channels BBC2, BBC3, BBC4 and BBC News. The current affairs program which stars George Alagiah and Fiona Bruce has been a regular fixture on the channel since it...
Following the comments made by Chelsea's German midfield general Michael Ballack that Arsenal are far too pretty to win the premiership, Arsene Wenger has hit back claiming he is just jealous because he's an ugly German bitch. ''Ee 'as a face like...
A man in Preston was today recovering from shock after receiving a TV Licence bill addressed to his dog. Arthur Ramsbottom went to his front door to pick up his mail when he noticed an envelope from the TV Licensing Authorities. 'I was flicking t...
He played football for Bournemouth. She helped a group of farmers to find some wives. But together they became an unstoppable force of tedium, boring the crap out of TV viewers who can't find anything better to watch. Jamie and Louise Redknapp, or...
Fabio Capello today proudly announced the name of the next English football captain today after relieving John Terry of the responsibility. It's none other than the star of classic TV show 'Rio Plays For Laughs' - Rio Ferdinand. The youth of En...
The Glasgow club's latest big star name says he is delighted to sign for the team he supported as a lad but doubts he'll be there for too long. 'Oi tink oiv got ants in me pants or someting' he told us. 'Oid loik to stay for the rest of me career...
Commuters on the Northern Line were recently told to expect months of delays and a reduced service whilst rail engineers perform 'urgent upgrades' to the aging tube line. However, a spokesman for T.F.L. (Transport For London) has revealed that the...
Pit-bull faced Politician, Ann Widdecombe has been doing the rounds today on just about every bloody news channel barking on about MPs expenses again. Better make sure you keep the receipts for the three Starbuck lattes you had Ann - plus the Caj...
The potty mouthed Hell's kitchen presenter has announced he is going to give up being a chef for a life of equine semen related activities. In a completely non-topical news story that was made up whilst browsing the readymade cooking sauces aisle...
Pint-sized Aussie warbler, Peter Andre, has decided to take up tractor driving in an effort to win back the affections of Katie Price. The performer turned plougher hopes that it will show Katie that he's just as much man as Alex Reid and that the st...
The solar system is in turmoil today after Earth snubbed an invitation from the Moon raising fears that the 4.5 billion year relationship between the two could be heading down a black hole. The Moon has also learnt of allegations, revealed by the Sun...
I can exclusively reveal that another high profile premiership footballer has been caught having an affair with the fiancé of another average left fullback. The unnamed international has managed to obtain a gagging order to prevent the shock of a...
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