Lalaland (Toilet Times) - PayPerView Enterprizes has unveiled the most spectacular event ever to buzz the not-free airways. You too can pony up the bucks to see this monumental moneymaking miracle. In a no holds barred, knock-down, d...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Just hours after partying in a Madrid night club into the small hours with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ex-England football captain David Beckham and wife Victoria are poised to announce their conversion to Scientology after...
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Speaking from the studio set of her next movie 'Made Money' actress Katie Holmes has told reporters she is ready to publicise the next plotlines about her marriage just in time to up the ante on her pre-nupt with movie...
The newest ABC Reality Show is off to a strange start in the premiere episode. "The Next Best Thing: Who Is The Greatest Celebrity Impersonator" made its debut Wednesday evening.
California - (Ass Mess): Actor Tom Cruise is said to be hopping mad today after an eighteen year old male hooker and fledeling porno star changed his name to Torn Cruise and pledged to lose his virginity in a live internet webcast.
LOS ANGELES CITY HALL, CALIFORNIA (LAWYER'S JOURNAL) -- Britney Spears & Paris Hilton taking the lead in a multi-million dollar class-action lawsuit brought against high satire website, T...
Beverly Hills - (Ass Mess): One year on after leaving her Florida home to visit newborn grand daughter Suri Holmes Cruise, Mary Lee Mapother has failed tocontact friends and family after ostensibly deciding to remain at her son Tom Cruise's Bever...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is to demolish his brand new $43 million seven bedroomed LA townhouse and build a shrine to Xenhu in his bid to relaunch himself as Scientology's messiah incarnate ahead of a proposed 2012 White House presiden...
Jada Pinkett Smith, wife of actor and rapper Will Smith, says that reports that Tom Cruise is keeping his wife a virtual prisoner are not true. "Katie Holmes is not a prisoner in her home or a prisoner to a relition. Tom does not use the baby...
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Film actor Tom Cruise has received an ultimatum from wife Katie Holmes, mother of their baby daughter Suri, who is said to have become exasperated at having her mother-in-law Mary Lee Mapother living in a custom built shed-cum...
In light of the recent furore regarding Tom Cruise and his latest plans to play Count Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg (One of the Hitler plotters), we can exclusively reveal that Tom also plans to portray Queen Victoria.
The famous and well known Tom Cruise has been charged by police for 'disrupting peace' on the streets of Hollywood. The superstar was caught frightening innocent civilians as he jumped on and off benches claiming everything is awesome.
Hollywood - (ReUterus): Take one wacky self-publicising Hollywood cult exponent and wannabe world redeemer.
Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...
Hollywood - (Ass Press): A California Southern Baptist pastor has caused a furore by suggesting that not only is poor sperm quality the root of homosexuality but that Suri, the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, may be gay herself.
Los Angeles - (Dissassociated Press): Dusky, glamorous and utterly captivating Oscar-nominated beauty Penelope Cruz remains a steadfast enigma as the Hollywood press clamour to scoop the headlines of her imminent initiation into the Scientology cult.
Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.
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