Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Cruise's mother: "a cross between Virgie Arthur and Bewitched's Endora"

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Film actor Tom Cruise has received an ultimatum from wife Katie Holmes, mother of their baby daughter Suri, who is said to have become exasperated at having her mother-in-law Mary Lee Mapother living in a custom built shed-cum Scientology temple at the bottom of the garden at the couple's Beverly Hills mansion.

Holmes has told her husband that 'either she goes or I do' after a series of blazing rows that saw Mapother order her son to send Katie to parenting classes.

Neighbors have described Mapother as the original mother-in-law-from-hell and said that she makes the late Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur seem like an angel by comparison.

"If you can imagine a 21st century 'Endora' like in the Bewitched kid's program," a source close to the couple said, "and cross it with Virgie Arthur, you start getting close to the picture."

Other have hinted that the rows are about whether little Suri is to get her majr fim debut this year playing a cameo role as Dannielynn, the babyb daughter of Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead.

Holmes is said to have called such a role as "demeaning" but neighbors say that's just Hollywood-speak for "not enough money on the table".

Meanwhile Mapother is being urged to move into the nearby Beverly Hills Hotel afdter her son conceded her presence in the bottom of the couple's garden had a direct correlation with a dearth of nrmal marital relations between him and Katie during the last six months.

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