Written by Chong

Friday, 13 April 2007

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Cruise got chained up.

The famous and well known Tom Cruise has been charged by police for 'disrupting peace' on the streets of Hollywood. The superstar was caught frightening innocent civilians as he jumped on and off benches claiming everything is awesome.

Cruise was arrested around 2.46pm on the 13th of April. There was no evidence that he had been drinking, but the Police mentioned that he was just outside his scientology fellowship meeting. Cruise explained to the police that it was all the scientology talk that was making him delusional.

There was no sign of Katie Holmes, but Cruise also did mention that she was probably somewhere else trying to buy as many shoes as she can so she can get over selling her soul to scientology. Their really hairy baby Suri Cruise is in safe custody.

Cruise's charges were dropped after he had a little one on one time with the male judge.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tom Cruise

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