Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has this morning emerged as the man most likely to succeed England boss Fabio Capello when the Italian is finally ousted from his post, I can report. Redknapp, formerly boss at Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsm...
Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...
Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England. Miss Thompson, who adver...
England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...
After crashing out of the world cup, Manager Fabio Capello revealed reasons why England could never win anything and at least not be humiliated. The Italian revealed that England's football team in general had a striking resemblance to the fortune...
Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took delivery of the daily papers, which he...
England manager announced that affable Geordie Bobby Charlton is too old to play for the England football team. Charlton, who is the only player to have served in more than three World Cup squads and who opened the scoring in the 1966 tournament...
An angry David Beckham, 35, has reacted to England manager Fabio Capello's dismissal of him as being too old to play for England again. He is taking Capello to the European Court on charges of discrimination. 'To write someone off because of age i...
With Rob Green's inept displays, David James' being viewed as "past it" and Paul Robinson's recent retirement, Fabio Capello's keeper position was in a complete crisis. That is until the crafty Capello managed to lure England legend, Peter Shilton...
French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel did not have an affair with John Terry, or any other Chelsea footballers, and she can't believe that her role in developments played any part in England's shoddy World Cup performance. Furthermore, she wasn'...
The English footy team are hoping thousands of 'Boo Boys' come to Wembley tomorrow to watch a meaningless game against a second-rate Hungarian team. Captain Gerrard issued this surprise statement before the game: "Please come and boo as loud as...
Wembley, North London: The Tommy Cooper Capello Index is a statistical system devised by Tommy Cooper to award players a score out of 100, which uses an objective system that measures and evaluates the performances of players. Tommy Cooper's Cape...
England coach Fabio Capello emerged from his meeting with FA bosses at Lancaster Gate yesterday knowing that his job was safe - for the moment, at least - but surprised many with his astonishing assertion that the team had underperformed because of t...
Leon Panetta, head of the CIA has rebuked the England footie fans' who have suggested that his agents sabotaged Wayne Rooney during the Germany vs England African World Cup clash. 'Yet another conspiracy theory', he said. This is one theory that i...
Waterstones Book Store, Wembley: As ever, Fabio Capello was cracking jokes in good old Tommy Cooper style as he pointed to the picture of the front of 'Tommy Cooper's World Cup Glory' Manual, a must read for all new aspiring international Football M...
In a hastily convened press conference from Steven Gerrard's temporary home at a hotel in Southport, Steven Gerrard, England and Liverpool captain met with reporters and issued a formal statement in response to the flurry of internet rumours which ha...
Ummm....It appears that Skoob News was actually given duff information regarding the Steven Gerrard sex scandal rumours, which we never elaborated on anyway, because we couldn't be sure. It turns out that Gerrard's wife, Alex, doesn't even have a...
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