England Are The New Tottenham

Funny story written by brokenbritain

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

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To be fair, Crouch scores alot for England

After crashing out of the world cup, Manager Fabio Capello revealed reasons why England could never win anything and at least not be humiliated.

The Italian revealed that England's football team in general had a striking resemblance to the fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur Football club.

'they look amazing and get the press talking', Capello stated, but when the important moment comes, that throw it all away like spoiled children.

The England manager continued in saying that England were just too similar to Tottenham, 'Not only do they wear all white and are a team full of tw*ts that only ever won something in the 60's that they go on about, they only care about beating Germany, but fail miserably when it matters, similarly to how Tottenham are with rivals Arsenal.

He went on to apolagise for taking tips from 'Talksport' and 'the Sun' in picking useless players from Tottenham and leaving Hattrick hero Theo Walcott behind. Capello decided that the amount of tw*ts in the team had to be cut down and will be leaving just one Tottenham player in the team, ignoring the news and chat shows for retards in future and taking Theo Walcott back for the friendly against Hungary as well as giving debuts to young players with huge potential such as Jack Wilshere, Keiran Gibbs and Man City's Adam Johnson

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