A curse cast on Sir Raffaelot, a knight of the round football of Kop, by evil wizard and jouster Fergie le Fey today went badly wrong. Fergie had used his diabolical powers many times on his enemies before, including Lord Workev of New Castle, and...
Sir Alex Ferguson, the knight of the realm and professional Scotsman was left fuming at events at Craven Cottage today. As Fulham beat Manchester United 2 0 he was left red faced and angry. Two of his star players were sent off during their 2 0 d...
Manchester United 1 Liverpool 4 - Wayne Rooney, the outspoken Manchester United and England striker, caused more controversy last night when, after his team's crushing defeat to arch-rivals Liverpool, he is rumoured to have called for the sacking of...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson surprised the footballing world today, when he announced he was actually from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, and not from Scotland. 'Aye, it's true, man', he said from his whippet club near Gateshead, 'Ah'm actual...
Here is the squad for next week's Manchester United cup tie: * Alex Van Der Ferg * Gary Nevilleson * Patrice Fergra * Owen Fergreaves * Rio Ferguson * Awex Brown * Cristiano Fergaldo * Anderson Ferguson * Dimitar Fergatov * Wayne Fergie * Ryan Ferggs * Ben Fergster * Ji-Sung Ferg * Fergan Alic Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson Coach: Mick Fergan Referee will be Jim Fergine, assis...
Due to serious fixture congestion chasing 17 trophies this season, Sir Alex Ferguson has registered himself as a Manchester United player with the FA. A fee of £5.47 plus VAT had to be paid to the Scottish FA to transfer registration papers. Ji S...
A row broke out today at UEFA headquarters after it was revealed by officials of the club that Manchester United are to field an eleven comprised of aged veterans. United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has named several veterans in his squad for their...
Norris Ferguson, manager of non-league Snettisham Athletico, has sold his star defender Bert Ronaldo (43) for a record £148 to neighbouring Concreton Town. He has bought Arthur Bent (34) from Llandridnod Wells Sportivo for £175 plus 6 boxes of Walker...
Sir Alex Ferguson is expected to select the Manchester United youth team for the FA Cup match with Fulham. Following an easy victory in the league Ferguson believes that even the kids will prove too strong for Fulham. "These kids have excellent dribb...
In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships. "Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as h...
In a dramatic move today, American President Barack Obama resigned, and Sir Alex Ferguson was appointed new leader of the USA. Pausing merely to tell his Manchester United players that Paul Scholes would be acting manager in his absence, as 'that...
In the latest example of the mind games that Sir Alex Ferguson is willing to play with his opponents in the Premiership, he has selected himself as a lone striker for the Manchester United vs Everton match this weekend. In what is being seen as a...
Sir Alex Ferguson today launched an astonishing riposte to Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez's tirade regarding alleged football authority pro Manchester United bias. The master of sporting psychological warfare declared: "Benitez? I'll fight him...
Sir Alex Ferguson was today given a new job, to go to Israel and sort out the war that is raging there - or rather the Israeli army massacring civilian Palestinians that is raging there. Speaking from Tel-Aviv airport, the Man U manager said: 'Aye...
Phil Brown may have started a trend at Hull City. The Tigers boss kept his players out on the pitch at halftime in their game at Manchester City last Saturday, so that he could give them a good rollicking, after a first-half capitulation had seen...
Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is under investigation tonight, after sending an email containing a virus to the official Real Madrid website, which subsequently crashed. Ferguson had reacted angrily yesterday, at questions regarding...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has backed the calls for an investigation into stamping allegations levelled at Wayne Rooney during the Reds' Champions League match with Aalborg on Wednesday. Rooney is alleged to have trodden on the ch...
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