Sir Alex Ferguson To Pick Youth Team For Cup Match

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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United on the attack

Sir Alex Ferguson is expected to select the Manchester United youth team for the FA Cup match with Fulham. Following an easy victory in the league Ferguson believes that even the kids will prove too strong for Fulham. "These kids have excellent dribbling skills".

Fulham boss Roy Hodgson is not pleased. "We might end up looking ridiculous. Well more ridiculous." The Fulham team is likely to be unchanged. Simon Davies will still be crap, Bobby Zamora will play like a drain and Zoltan Gera will turn up.

Alan Hansen once said that you win nothing with kids. He was wrong then. Will he be wrong now? Very few will bet against it. Sir Booby Robson thinks United will win "They are such cute little guys. And they love Worthers Originals!" said the 900 year old former England boss.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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