Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...
There was a real 'feelgood' factor in Manchester today as 'Unlucky' Alf Tragic finally tasted a bit of good fortune. He's been electrocuted whilst brushing his teeth, due to a faulty wire in his fancy electric toothbrush, fallen down an unguarded...
You may not remember Helen Blackaby but she made top news reports approximately 12 years ago when she accidently according to her, shot her husband, Randy's, jewels off. The two had gotten into an argument over a TV Sweepstake like the one once ad...
Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...
The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...
After the opening match of the season, Made-up United's magnificent two goal win over Imaginary Town has Made-up's fans looking froward to a promotion party at the end of the season. "We were magnificent," said Dominic Fridge, a life-long Made-up...
Of course it wasn't the character of Janine Butcher who won the show, it was the actress who portrays her, Charlie Brooks. Brooks beat off the competiton to become the twelfth winner of the show, and only the fourth 'Queen Of The Jungle', followin...
The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - Last Monday Mississippi resident Hank White was the guest of honor at the annual awards ceremony of the International Association of Supremacy. Not only did White win the distinguished award for the most racist commment, wh...
SHERMAN OAKS - It appears that Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen has now ended up Goddessless as his last goddess Natalie Kenly has walked out of his intergalactic life. Sheen who was making $1.8 million per week on the then top rated sit-com Two an...
Claiming that a series of popular web advertising campaigns were merely a poor translations of their company's name, Ewe Vwon Limited was still required to appear before Congress to defend accusations of false advertising. Popping up on several po...
Loser, John Strumpet, today found himself in the usual grip of losing a football game, playing for his local amateur team "Bob's Boys" - only to find himself slotting home two beautiful crafted and taken goals in the dying minutes. "It was amazing...
Mrs Charlene Scuttlebucket of Rishton, Lancashire, near Blackburn was today announced as the Jeronimo's Pizzas Create A BGT Topping Competition winner, fighting off entries from all over her council estate. Mrs Scuttlebucket plumped for a pizza to...
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Barcelona, 'the best team in the world', have been shown to be utter crap. So confident were the hosts Liverpool of their progression in the Champions League, they spent an entire game just trying to get the ball to hit the post, or as near...
MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
ELMONT, N.Y. -- The thoroughbred horseracing world is poised for what might possibly be a Triple Crown winner but many inside the sport are concerned that a terrible trend may accompany an historical victory.
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