Congratulations! You Just Won $1,000,000!

Funny story written by Maditude

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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The Grenadian Lottery Group has pleased to inform you that you have won $1,000,000. We have chosen websites at random and chose to post the winning post on this website. And because you are reading this post, you are a winner.

The following steps must be taken to claim your prize:

1) Send the following information in an e-mail to lotterywinners@grenadalottery:

Telephone Number
E-Mail address
Government ID Number
License Number
Mother's Maiden Name
Pet's Name
Favorite Television Show

2) Set up a checking account with at least US$500 Dollars. Send the account number and routing number to the e-mail address above.

3) Send Banking Card to:

Grenada Lottery Commission
c/o Billiards du Francois
69 Rue McClanahan
Paris, 11, France

4) Allow 6 to 8 weeks for processing.

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