THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says that he is extremely proud of himself, as his Taco Food Truck (in Brooklyn) has been an overwhelming success. Trump told a reporter for The New York Sun Observer, that his Taco Truck is avera…
IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…
Just before the holidays, a Mexican Gay named Taco called off a modeling shoot to announce to CBS news that he went on her first date with the man of his dreams. Taco spend a weekend in Las Vegas with football player John Homes who's a tight end f...
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday stated emphatically that he has never been on The Ritz and in fact is not and has never been associated with The Ritz. "I do not know what Ritz is," said Putin, "I have not been on Ritz."...
IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
IRVINE, California - In a move that was made due to public opinion, Taco Bell has decided to drop its Sushi Tacos from the fast food franchise's menu. Company Spokeswoman Vanessa Belladonna said that at first the Sushi Tacos were selling pretty go...
A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.
LA BREA - Paris and her mom were having breakfast at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner when she overheard someone in the next table mention the word lesbian. Paris put down her chorizo and egg breakfast taco and asked the woman if she was ta...
(Coral Gables, Florida) - Early polls show that Republican Marco Rubio handily beat his challengers in the race for United States Senator. The son of Cuban exiles, he will also soon hold the distinction of being the darkest member of the Senate wh...
LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner. An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried...
It has just been reported, that a Taco chain has just bought up rights to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France and are preparing to renovate it to resemble a large taco. The people of this beautiful,romantic city are in tears and standing around wrin...
BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...
SAN DIEGO, CA - Adam Lambert had a good thing going until a gay couple started frequenting Bistek Mariposa; now he can't turn a profit anymore, said the beleaguered America's Got Idols near-miss and one-man tabloid fodder generator. "That's so nas...
A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...
Lunchport, Tennessee - Beatrice Feeblestone, a fulltime waitress with nearly five year's of experience at most of this small town's area diners, loves working at her current establishment because of the great variety of food they prepare. "Like on...
Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.
LA Bureaucrats who feed on sushi and cafe latte frappacino espresso cappuchin monkee drinks are persecuting los camiones de tacos.
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