Written by humanoid

Thursday, 27 April 2017

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John Homes plays for the Packers

Just before the holidays, a Mexican Gay named Taco called off a modeling shoot to announce to CBS news that he went on her first date with the man of his dreams.

Taco spend a weekend in Las Vegas with football player John Homes who's a tight end for the Green Bay Packers.

On a telephone interview with Ann Coutic he tells all.

He says: "I was worried about someone approaching me and how to handle that, but John said he would go easy."

"We went dinning and then danced before bedding down at the Hilton Hotel in Vegas."

Taco asked the hotel clerk for a stick of their finest unsalted butter, some aspirin, and a first-aid-kit before retiring for the night.

"Taco, is discovering this new life with John which is amazing. John's suddenly going along this journey with Taco, and this is the beginning of a process. And Taco really enjoys spending time with him, and John's open to everything - which she really loves." says Coutic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, taco

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