Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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(Coral Gables, Florida) - Early polls show that Republican Marco Rubio handily beat his challengers in the race for United States Senator.

The son of Cuban exiles, he will also soon hold the distinction of being the darkest member of the Senate when the last African-American finally leaves.

As a thank you to his base of supporters, Rubio will be distributing a dozen fish tacos to anyone who made at least a ten dollar campaign contribution.

"People laugh and say: 'Really? Fish tacos?' But I believe we need to get back to fish tacos like our founding fathers intended," said Rubio during his victory speech.

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