Written by Pointer

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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Lunch wagon lobby asks LA City Council to use their taco de cabeza

LA Bureaucrats who feed on sushi and cafe latte frappacino espresso cappuchin monkee drinks are persecuting los camiones de tacos.

LAPD who has nothing better to do after preventing gang violence and Hollywood sexual assault, drug use and DUI's are now charged with requiring industrious lunch wagons to move every hour. Near lifetime customers of some of the La la landia camiones de almuerzo are up in arms as they find themselves lost in search of their taco favorito.

"Yo quiero un taco be cabeza", brain surgeon Jaime Cesos cried out at a city hall protest rally, "my favorite head cheese taco stand was a four wheel drive camioneta parked conveniently outside the hospital. Now I have to get into my BMW convertible low-rider just to have a Mejicano nosh. Hijole mano!"

La City Council members when asked to explain why they are forcing tacamionetas to move every hour replied that since many mejicanos are highly mobile they didn't think that they would mind being a bit more migrant.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico, Los Angeles, taco




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