THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…
HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry was sitting at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight asking herself how in the world she could have fallen for that low-life, snake in the grass John Mayer and three times to boot. Th...
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show. She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of...
MALIBU BEACH - Former Baywatch beach babe Pamela Anderson shakes her head and cannot figure out what the fuss about Miley Cyrus is all about. The blonde bombshell recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Burger Bandit in Mal...
HOLLYWOOD - Erin Andrews spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she feels bad that Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired from her co-hosting job on Dancing With The Stars. But the ESPN Sports blonde firecracker quickly added...
SANTA MONICA, California - Stevie Nicks the noted witchy woman singer with Fleetwood Mac recently sat down and talked with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a local Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. Nicks, who amazingly is 65, was asked about t...
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen has always been a master at knowing how to get the TV ratings up. He carried Two and A Half Men to the top of the sitcom charts before he began clashing with the show's creator, producer, and chief writer Chuck Lorre. Now...
CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, who is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, is alleged to be angrier than a Persian cat at a skunk party. The devoted GOPer has just learned that his 20-year-old daughter Francesca has become a card-carrying Democrat...
CHICAGO - Playguy Magazine has just announced that it has signed British singer Cheryl Cole to appear in it's February Valentine's issue. The men's publication had been trying to get Ms. Cole to agree to do the nude layout spread for a little over...
HOLLYWOOD - Amber Riley, star of Glee, was so excited at being crowned this season's Dancing With The Stars winner of the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy that she did not realize it but she made about six back flips in a row. Her dance partner Derek "T...
BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson is so excited that she has finally managed to lose all of her baby weight that she's pulled out all of the stops and is dressing like an 18-year-old high school girl. She was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Sup...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - An unnamed, inside source has informed North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency that there appears to be some problems in North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's marriage. The source stated that Mrs. Kim Jong Un (Ri Sol Ju)...
BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers. But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented a...
NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...
LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since being fired from X-Factor last year, Britney Spears has become a bit of a recluse in the world of glitz and glamour. She has gone from being on the spotlight before 20 million viewers of Simon Cowell's talen...
LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on h...
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