Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

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After two years, a judge has granted a divorce in the Ashton Kutcher - Demi Moore marriage.

BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers.

But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented and gave in.

According to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the reason Moore went ahead and signed was because her ex-husband Bruce Willis told her that if she did not give Ashton the divorce he would give de Gallo extremely revealing and non-flattering photos he had taken of (her).

The photos were taken during the Willis-Moore marriage while the two were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Bruce stated that the photos clearly showed quite an expanse of Demi's notorious upper thigh cellulite, which amazingly resembled the surface of the moon.

Willis said that he'd had enough of Moore playing games with Kutcher and the only reason why she refused to sign the divorce papers was because she knew that Ashton would quickly marry his young girlfriend Mila Kunis.

SIDENOTE: De Gallo reported that Bruce called up Ashton and told him that he owned him one. Ashton replied, "You got it bro - you AB-SO-FRIG-GIN-LUTE-LY got it!"

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