Stevie Nicks Nixes A Fleetwood Mac Reunion Tour

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 11 January 2014

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Stevie once said that she was a witch and that she'd only come out at night.

SANTA MONICA, California - Stevie Nicks the noted witchy woman singer with Fleetwood Mac recently sat down and talked with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a local Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner.

Nicks, who amazingly is 65, was asked about the rumor of a Fleetwood Mac Reunion Summer Concert Tour.

Stevie finished her bite of fried shrimp and replied that it is probably not going to happen.

When asked why, she explained that at 65, she is beginning to realize that she is getting too old to be rocking and rolling on stage.

She said that when she was younger she promised herself that she would not be performing past the age of 50. Nicks said she broke that promise.

Stevie then told herself that there was no way that she would perform past 60. She again broke that promise.

When asked by de Gallo why she had broken her promise twice she said that there was two very good reasons. Nicks grinned and said the first reason was money and the second reason was money.

SIDENOTE: Nicks told de Gallo that she is excited about having been invited by Nina Dobrev to star on her hit show The Vampire Diaries. Stevie smiled and said that she will certainly accept the offer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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