Clint Eastwood Devastated After Finding Out That His Daughter Francesca Is A Democrat

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 December 2013

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Eastwood says that he is such a devoted Republican that he has several pairs of boxer shorts with elephants on them.

CARMEL, California - Clint Eastwood, who is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, is alleged to be angrier than a Persian cat at a skunk party.

The devoted GOPer has just learned that his 20-year-old daughter Francesca has become a card-carrying Democrat.

Eastwood said that when he found out he had to sit down but he could not find a chair so he just plopped down out in his garden by an avocado tree.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, Eastwood just shook his head and kept asking where in the world he had gone wrong.

He said that he treated her fairly well giving her an allowance of $95 a week when she entered into the first grade.

The former star of the TV western series Rawhide, the spaghetti westerns, and the Dirty Harry movies told 3T's Pico de Gallo that he blames her biological mother actress Frances Fisher and her stepmother former TV anchorwoman Dina Ruiz.

Eastwood also blames Vice-President Joe Biden, whom he recently found out is one of Francesca's Facebook friends.

SIDENOTE: Eastwood said that he is absolutely devastated and he will reach out to Francesca by telling her that if she becomes a Republican he will write her a check on the spot for $1.6 million tax free.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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