Chicharito Proud That Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The February Issue of Playguy

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Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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Cheryl Cole is considering moving to America.

CHICAGO - Playguy Magazine has just announced that it has signed British singer Cheryl Cole to appear in it's February Valentine's issue.

The men's publication had been trying to get Ms. Cole to agree to do the nude layout spread for a little over a year.

Cheryl finally agreed to do the photoshoot after talking it over with her boyfriend, Jose Balcázar Hernández, better known as Chicharito, who plays for the Manchester United Red Devils.

Chicharito told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he'll admit that at first he was somewhat hesistant but after giving it some thought he went ahead and agreed to allow Chezza to pose in the buff.

The photos will be taken by the number one photographer in the world Picasso Mandolin.

Cheryl promised her boyfriend that at least one of the photos will show her holding a soccer ball.

SIDENOTE: Chicharito told de Gallo that he is very proud of Cheryl and he can hardly wait for his fellow countrymen in Mexico to see the wonderful goodies that he gets to see every night.

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