MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - England's Tickety Boo News has just learned from an inside source that the six Glazer children, who own Man U, have asked the Manchester civic leaders to change the name of the Mersey River. The name of the…
* Inspectors found toys in appalling conditions at the house in Liverpool * The toys had been kept in squalid conditions by Raymond Coll, 66 * Mr Coll initially denied he was the owner and claimed he was a burglar * Officials also found a la...
Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter. 'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...
Anfield, Merseyside: Deep within the 'bunker' mentality that makes Liverpool FC one of the legendary world Football Clubs, sits King Brenny. Before King Brenny, on his desk, lays a reportedly 600 page dossier that highlights the new dawn! Let us...
Merseyside police are facing embarrassing questions today on how they lost their remote controlled traffic monitoring helicopter. "I've not exactly lost it," said Constable Ray Mote, who is in charge of the unmanned craft. "I know exactly where it...
The Merseyside derby between Everton and Liverpool was sensationally abandoned just after the half time restart today, when referee Martin Atkinson sent off all but one player. Pepe Reina, Liverpool goalkeeper was the only player left standing, af...
A BBC drama which depicts events surrounding the Munich air crash of 1958, in which 8 Manchester United players and several fellow passengers lost their lives, is unlikely to be very well received on Merseyside, a BBC insider admitted last night.
This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...
"We're not English, we're Scouse" has been the mantra for decades and in a defiant act sure to infuriate the middle class shandy drinking homo's in the South of England; Liverpool have finally woken up the fact that they are much better off (and inde...
Jon Venables, one of the killers of two-year-old James Bulger is back behind bars after breaching the terms of his release, the Ministry of Justice has said. Venables, now 27, along with his friend Robert Thompson, murdered the toddler in Bootle,...
It's just been announced that Merseyside Officers will take over crowd control duties for this Wednesday's showdown League Cup semi-final second leg tie at Old Trafford, amid fears of crowd trouble following the COMS tie last week, which City won in...
A police constable whose named appeared in a leaked list of tolerant left-wingers, has been sacked by the Nazi Party (NP). PC Steve Norahbatty was on a list of 21 million easy-going British people, who tend to dislike the police and like to live a...
NHS bosses today convened an extraordinary meeting following what can only be described as an epidemic of septic finger outbreaks on Merseyside. "The red half of Merseyside is bricking it," hospital administrator Wack McSoflaar told us. "Reds are...
Dramatic events today on the river Mersey as a passenger ferry was tracked down and boarded by pirates. Reports tell of how a small craft, piloted by cutthroats and brigands cut off and managed to board the ferry in order to rob passengers. Pol...
Hot on the heels of a Thames Estuary airport to replace Heathrow, Boris Johnson, the affable Mayor of London, has suggested that a second London airport to replace Gatwick should be built off the coast in Merseyside. He said: "Having insulted the...
The village of Lunt in Merseyside has been asked to consider changing its name because vandals keep defacing road signs in what is being termed "involuntary name-adjustment syndrome".
Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.
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