Kim Jong Un is the leader of his own country – bitches! – and he wants the world to know it and pay him some respect instead of looking at him like he’s a lost boy loser without friends and nowhere to go. He can’t even move around the world more than…
The “man bun” will be made illegal in 25 of 50 American states, but Oregon, Washington State and California are not part of the 25. The GOP love having a little bit of power since they’ve been glaring losers since their Holy Priest, Trump, got int…
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair … damn hippies! What would Richard Millhouse (D’oh!) Nixon think? Hair isn’t for protesting – the hairless have spoken. During the Age of Aquarius, the hippies grew their hair as a rebellion against th…
The hairstyle known as “The Karen” has finally been put to rest. Peace may now flow over the face of the earth. All hair salons throughout the world have immediately imposed a total ban on the, some would say, demonic hair. Ms. Imelda Applebaum of…
Justin Trudeau got a haircut, and he looks like Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb & Dumber’. How dare those who made this comparison speak ill of that wonderful movie! “Kick his ass, Seabass!” “You boys been suckin’ back on grandpa’s old cough medicin…
It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…
Bangkok, Thailand - A man who allowed his wife to cut his hair was left ruing his decision today, after the enterprise went disastrously wrong, and had to be put right by a visit to someone who knew what he was doing. Moys Kenwood, 51, of Bangpako...
Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...
Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...
BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...
London - "Yeah, life's a bitch...and then you dye," a former colorist/stylist/wigmaker to the royal Z-Lister said today as Kate Middleton's hairdo continued to upset the masses. Almost ten kilos of extensions have been woven onto near-bald Kate's...
MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye...
Remember when Britney Spears went a little bonkers and cut all her blonde locks off? Well, not to be out done by the competition, Miley Cyrus has taken matters into her own hands. Ready to start a new trend in hair care Miley has taken a new tact...
Hilda Tightwad, a 53 year old former dinner lady from Hinge, West Bracketshire, died yesterday after cutting her own head off while attempting to trim her hair. Her devastated husband, Roger, who is confined to a wheelchair after a sheep worrying...
An extremely annoyed customer has sued his barber after his head was completely shaved. Bob Russell, of Portsmouth NH says he did not ask for his head to be shaved. The barber could also face criminal charges of assault. Russell, 65, explained...
Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...
Odd business, barbers, and what they do. What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing? See now? I told you it was an odd business. The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...
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