Miley Cyrus Starts New Hair Trend

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Monday, 13 August 2012

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Miley's floor after the cut

Remember when Britney Spears went a little bonkers and cut all her blonde locks off? Well, not to be out done by the competition, Miley Cyrus has taken matters into her own hands.

Ready to start a new trend in hair care Miley has taken a new tact in hair cutting. First you have to wait until it's totally dark them turn off all the lights and bust out the clippers and razor and just start hacking away. Individual results will vary depending on level of inebriation and incompetence in hair cutting.

Teen girls across the globe have taken up the call and are cutting their own hair. Some are putting a twist on the in the, "in the dark", approach and are just hacking away willy nilly without a mirror. The results are always a surprise and girls can look forward to something unique every time. No two cuts are the same.

This new approach has the hair stylists around the world extremely upset. This do it yourself approach could put them out of business.


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