William Hague - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
Ffion reminded me this morning that we really ought to get a Christmas card for each of our underlings at home. She's right I suppose.
Let me see...
That will be three for the personal protection boys.. no six cause they work shifts don't they.
Four for the maids.
Two for the gardeners.
Two for the chauffeurs.
One for Ffion's beautician.
One for my beautician, the delicious Tarquin.
One each for my personal assistants, Julian, Lucien, and Nigella.
Then the Butler, the housekeepers, the chef and cooks, the Off-shore accounts adviser....
Oh sod it, let's give them a £2 coin each!
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