William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

This morning my personal assistants Lucien & Julian left the comfort of my heated designer Saviour four-poster bed, to wake the maid and get her to bring my breakfast up to me.

They thoughtfully brought up a Romanian Pansy with the breakfast tray.

It's little things like this that one appreciates.

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