Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I don't normally read the front half of newspapers, I turn straight to the sport at the back.

But this week I was alerted to two interesting stories, married newsreader Dermot Murnaghan caught kissing a tv make-up girl in the park, and then BBC journalist Andrew Marr kissing and groping a colleague who is not his wife outside a wine bar at silly o clock in the morning.

See, its not just footballers that can't keep it in their pants!