Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2012

Man Utd 4 Wigan 0

My Man United recovered from seeing Javier Hernandez have a controversial fifth-minute penalty saved by Wigan goalkeeper Ali Al-Habsi, by striking three times in 15 second-half minutes to decide the match.

At least when they sent on Van Persie he didn't score.

And most importantly of all, we're above Man City hahaha!