Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Every day I read somewhere that "Robin Van Persie and Wayne Rooney would form a formidable combination at Manchester United!"

Well, if he wants to come and learn from me I don't mind.

They say he dosen't dally with the high class totty... or low class totty for that... maybe he's AC/DC, he does have a sweet face doesn't he?

I'll listen to what say's about it on Talksport's Stan Colymore says about it tonight.