Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

Sir Alex has reiterated his plan to play full-strength teams in Manchester United's final three pre-season tour fixtures.

The Reds embarked on the first two stages of the DHL 2012 Tour - South Africa and China - without those players who featured in the summer's European Championships.

But August's matches in Oslo, Gothenburg and Hanover - against Valerenga, Barcelona and Hannover 96 - will feature Sir Alex's strongest squad, including Me, Danny Welbeck, Patrice Evra and Nani.

When we get going in the league, it will be a pity for Man City... oh I'm a poet!

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