Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 29 July 2012
Blimey, Britain has a team of women playing football in the Olympics.
Yeah I know, FOOTBALL.. I had to write it twice just to register it myself... They beat Cameroon 3-0 today. It was LIVE on BBC ONE!
In the old days, these women would be sitting at home looking after the kids, cooking and cleaning, ironing my shirts and washing my kit.
Now they're tweeting, playing football in their own teams and tournaments, setting up clothes lines, singing in pop bands, presenting tv programmes and selling their stories to the Sunday Mirror when you shag 'em. Where will it all end?
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