Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2012

The Sunday Express Sport has revealed that Old Trafford is Robin Van Persie the Arsenal striker's favoured destination.

But he is demanding to be paid the same as I am before he agrees to join Manchester United!

Ha... why? Does he have expenses like wot I do?

Has he got three racehorses? Expensive tastkes in high-class totty? A hair-piece to maintain?

Ha!