Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 August 2012

I read in the Bleacher Report on the top most exciting footballers in the league:

Newcastles Papiss Cisse, Gareth Bale, Tottenham, Sergio Aguero, Manchester City, Robin van Persie, of Arsenal, are all ahead of me in the table?

Not right that you know...

Now then, where's me hair restorer un bookies number...?

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