Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 4 August 2012
I see that Beady Eye's Liam Gallagher has had a go at my hair transplant.
"I'm not having it," he tells The Telegraph "He looks like a *ucking balloon with a *ucking Weetabix crushed on top. He's better off as a skinhead, isn't he?"
From a bloke with Satan's eye that says a lot.
That's nice innit?
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