Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 August 2012

I see that Beady Eye's Liam Gallagher has had a go at my hair transplant.

"I'm not having it," he tells The Telegraph "He looks like a *ucking balloon with a *ucking Weetabix crushed on top. He's better off as a skinhead, isn't he?"

From a bloke with Satan's eye that says a lot.

That's nice innit?

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