Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

The prospect of me playing upfront with Robin Van Persie next season would give United a great chance of winning the title back from City. There's nothing I want more to get my hands on that trophy again.

Then again, Van Persie wants equal pay with me, and might end up scoring more goals than me. On second thoughts better he goes to Man City, we finish second and I end up top goalscorer at Old Trafford.