Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

Liam Gallagher told the NME - and anyone else who would listen... 'Wayne Rooney looks like a fucking balloon with Weetabix crushed on top'

Its always nice to get a compliment. Especially from someone as talented as Liam. I loved his performance in the Channel 4 documentary 'Shameless' about living on a Manchester council estate. Scary stuff, glad I grew up in Merseyside...