Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Fans can now buy a replica number 10 (Mine) England shirt, for the ridiculously low price of £ 43.99
Stanley Matthews are only £15.99, and in 1957 they were only 15/- (75p)

I mention this because my name was the most popular to appear on replica football shirts during the 2010/11 season.

I wonder how much he pays for his high-class totty these days?


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