Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

I'm not surprised that team GB only drew with Senegalese team the other day... sadly.

The 26-year-old missus Coleen is seeking advice from other mother's on how to potty-train our son Kai!

Of course she didn't have to train me, I could do it on my own by the time I twelve.

The Bleacher Report has listed ten reasons why Man Utd should win the league title this coming season.

Bleacher report

The first and the seventh reasons are most valid as I see them, and I should know!

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