Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

A blog site printed: "Well, we remember Wayne Rooney questioning a clubs ambition, he quickly signed a new contract with a £70000 per week increase."

Wrong! It was a £73000 a week rise! And I liked it!

I have absolutely no desire, nor intentions to leave Man Utd, let's get that right!

Well.. not unless Man City can offer me another nice weekly wage rise of course?