Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Some git had the title on his blog: "I do not blame Rooney for England losing out again!"

So I read it...

"He has so much to contend with and worry about. His missus Coleen finding him with a high-class tart again, his wig falling to pieces, his three race-horses, and hiding hid alcoholism from people!"

The git!

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