Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 July 2012

I'm still feeling a tad down about England's performance at the summer championships.

But having to bring the missus Coleen back home after our (some great photos of this here: The missus & me coming home) drink sodden break in Los Angeles, was not easy.

Man Und have already been boosted by obtaining the signature of highly-rated playmaker Shinji Kagawa from Dortmund, as well as the return to training of captain Nemanja Vidic. So the title looks like coming back to Old Trafford again!

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