Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 July 2012

Andy Murray has beaten Jo Wilfried-Tsonga to reach the final of (or is it at?) Wimbledon.

Shame this didn't happen two weeks ago to take the flak off the England football team losing on penalties to Italy. On the other hand, people will say if he can reach a final why can't the footballers!

Now he will be probably be crowned sports personality of the year by the BBC - and he's not even English! He's from Scotland.

Anyway, people only watch tennis because the Premier League is on a break, innit?