Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Via his personal website, Robin Van Persie has told supporters he will not sign a new contract with Arsenal as he is concerned with the direction the club is going in.

He said it is not about the money, but he wants to win trophies.

Cheeky RVP, sounds exactly like what I said 18 months ago when I put in a transfer request at Old Trafford, before Fergie gave me a £75,000 a week pay rise to £250,000 a week!

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