Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 7 July 2012
Some clever blogger called 'The Football Wizard' wrote this on his site:
Why Fergie should make Wayne Rooney the captain of Man Utd:
1) He wants to be Captain.
2) He can start to concentrate now he's got his wig sorted out.
3) He's got three racehorses now, and can get Fergie in the paddocks for free.
4) If you do, he'll give you the high-class totties number.
5) If you don't, he'll sulk!
Bet it was Mario Balotelli!
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