Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Everyone is talking about me falling out of a tree when I went for a meal and a drink with Piers Morgan. He told everybody via twitter.

I'm sure he put something in my shandy when I went to the toilet. I knew I couldn't trust him - an ex journalist and Arsenal fan. I'll probably miss a few games now and be short of match fitness for Man United v Arsenal. I'll never trust Piers Morgan again!