Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 July 2012

Just back from holiday with the wife in Los Angelas.

Started ok, but after meeting Piers Morgan it went downhill.
I thought David Beckham might invite me to dinner and LA Galaxy would offer me a contract for more than I'm getting at Man United.

Instead Becks took Lampard and his girly to dinner and it looks like LA Galaxy will sign Fat Frank instead of me.

Then on the flight home, Colleen caught me having a bunk up in the toilets with Doris, the 65 year old flight attendant. I'm back in the dog-house it seems.