Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Oh and by the way, they tell me that Man City are preparing a £100 million move for me, and I want to leave.

Why? Ermmm, well Sheikh Mansour has promised me unlimited wages and a free hair transplant, and a high-class Totty overnight every three months!

That was on the Football Fan Cast site on the web apparently.

Mind you?....


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