Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Me un the wife Coleen joined England team-mate Ashley Cole, 31, at the Grey Goose Celebrates Black Excellence party, where guests also included Aston Villa's Stephen Ireland, 25, Queens Park Rangers' Shaun Wright Phillips, 30, and Bolton's Zat Knight, 32, and we were enjoying a night out in Los Angeles with CNN chat show host Piers Morgan.

Then I had to go and trip into a bloody tree!

Had to be taken home by Coleen, due to me earlier overdoin' it wiv the ale intake like!

Hic!


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