Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 July 2012

They had the nerve to say int papers thut I had discipline problems! Can you believe it?

Said I had very little self control? Me!

I've only had two red cards in me 76 games fer England.

I've stopped knockin' off high class totties! I've bought three racehorses to keep me occupied! And I've not awore at a camera for weeks!

(Well, two out the three anyway)


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