Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 July 2012

The gaffer at Man United, Sir Alex has given me three weeks off. He says it is because I was on Euro 2012 duty with England.

I only played two games for Christ sake. AM I being paranoid, or is this a plot to get rid of me. Ashley Young and Danny Welbeck will probably be taking my place and I will be edged out of the team, and end up playing for Tranmere Rovers, or worse - Accrington Stanley.